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INTRODUCTION by. BIGSEXY
I can't
believe it.� After month's of waiting, we're finally here.� We're
finally at our biggest arguement ever.� After being put off, and put
off, and hyped out the ears.� Now we finally see if ArgueCentral.com
can live up to the hype, unlike Star Wars. This blockbuster arguement will
have the first section, where I say something then TG1 does, then we will
follow with another two sctions.� Everybody else seems to be very
happy with the 1,000th hit, I guess it's kind of an honor.� But what
I don't like is TG1 always changes my words, I would just frigin' like
to speak frealy.� Anyways, thanks for waiting!
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Thanks for everybody's patience - BigSexy
BigSexy:
Now I finally
get to get a lot of things off my chest. First I will let you know
where I stand with the Beatles. I don't like them, I never have I
never will. Their not legends they were a bunch of stupid British
kids that couldn't sing. They had all of the makings to be a crappy
group. Frankly, I don't know how anyone can or could stand them.
I can't even bare to listen to one song of theirs. Now just in case
you didn't get that, I'll make it a little planer.
1. The Beatles
can't sing.
2. The Beatles
can't act, their movies(cartoon's) sucked, I've never actually seen one
(thank God) but this is what I hear
3. The only people
who like them is people who still wished they lived in the 60's( see: Hippie)
4. Uhhh well actually
those are the only reasons I can think of right now.
And is it just
me or am I at more of a disadvantage. I always have to start these
arguement's first.
The Great One: Okay I am going to start off by saying that we got 1,000 hits. I know it may not seem like much to some, but it was my goal for the summer and we made it with time to spare. Also I would like to say Thanks to all you people out there for your loyal patronage. If it wasn't for you this site would still be barred by its little Geocities address. And I am thankful that we made it this far without our staff killing one another. I'll say it, there were times there I didn't think that ArgueCentral would make it.
Well, with that bit of sappiness over for now I would like to present my 1st half of "THE GREATEST ARGUMENT IN ARGUECENTRAL HISTORY."
Man sometimes I wonder if BigSexy was raised in a pile of radioactive goo. Because that is the only way I can think that his mind could possibly be so warped. But anyway i guess I will begin at the beginning. Yeah I will give it to you they were British, but thats all the leeway you will get in this argument.They had many great songs, from when they appeared on the Ed Sullvan Show on that great day of Feburary 7,1964, right up until the end of their careers. As for those cartoons you are blubbering on about I really don't know what you are talking about unless they were like the Harlem Globetrotters and appeared on Scooby-Doo 5 or 6 times. But to make a long story short, I really don't know what BigSexy is talking about when he says that they all suck, because as we all know they were one of if not possibly the best band in Rock-n-Roll history. But nonetheless I ,TG1, will continue to astound and amaze BigSexy in the dramatic conclusion of this arguement which will come up on.....AUGUST 5, 1999.
Now,The Dramatic Conclusion
BigSexy:
The Beatles
are no legend.
They appeared on the Ed Sullivan show, what? who? Nobody remembers that, that was a very long time ago. Stop living in the past, TG1. The Beatles were yesterday's news. Get to the beat with some of the new bands like, Green Day, Bush, Sugar Ray, Backstreet Boys, and of course The Offspring. Just forget about The Beatles, I know most of the people around today have.
You don't know what
cartoons I'm talking about! Well, I'm not talking about no Harlem Globtroters
or something, I'm talking about their cartoon movies! Like right
now it's about to be the 30th anniversary of "The Yellow Submarine" wich
was a crappy cartoon movie. I figured you'd know that. And
they are not the best band in Rock n' Roll History. And notice
that last word, "History". Cause that's what they are, they're history.
BigSexy:���������
A lot of confusion
is going on.� About, well I haven't had the time to do anything lately,
and I'm getting yelled at for it by TG1, and I'm like your not my boss,
but he seems to think he is.� Anyways, on to the Beatles.
Well as to what you
where saying, I have heard a Beatles song or to, and half way throught
it I wanted to kill myself.� I really don't see as to how I can keep
argueing about the Beatles.� They're nothing special, sure maybe they
had a couple of fans, but woopody-frigin' doo!
You were talking about
inspirations, yeah the Beatles are an inspiration to make a band try to
sound good.� You laugh at some of the big bands, like the Backstreet
Boys, and Green Day.� Your the one that's getting laughed at.�
Then we have the really crapy bands like Oasis, that look up to the Beatles
and try to copy them, and that's exactly why they are crappy.
I know I might not
have given this arguement my best, but The Beatles speak for thereselves.�
It today's life, they're nothing, they're just an old roll of film, stuck
away and forgoten about.
The Great One: In all the arguements I have ever participated in here at ArgueCentral,I have never once thought that BigSexy could be so wrong.How he sees the popularity of the Beatles is less than that of the Backstreet Boys or (HA!)Green Day or even the Offspring I will never understand.In fact,if I could see a show of hands for every person that saw the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show(shoe), I would see around 7 million (yes ,BigSexy, a million is a big number that you can't count to on your fingers)hands.Wow,thats a lot for a show no one can even remember,don't you think.
History?!?! The Beatles are far from being history.Just this decade their Anthology set was released,and many people still buy their old records in CD form.So they are far from history.
Also,unless you've been living in a cave on Mars with your eyes shut and your fingers in your ears,you would have heard some Beatles music somewhere.Take all of those light bulb commercials you see nowadays.What sound clip do they play?Oh yes i do believe it is 'I just can't believe it's getting better,better all the time' who do you think wrote that.Could it be the Backstreet boys?NO!or maybe (HA again)Green Day?NO! It was the Beatles the best rock band in history.
who do you think Oasis,ozzy osbourne,Nirvana,KoRn,and many(many) others got their inspiration to write from.It wasn't Green Day my friend,oh no, it was The Beatles.
so as you can see The Beatles are still thriving in the hearts and music of many rock artists today,and they are far from history.As you can also see,BigSexy, I have won this argument. But I will give you one last chance to try and make a resonable comeback....
Now the end is near
Who do you think should win this argument over THE BEATLES? Well cast your vote and let us know.
The Great One
BigSexy
Neither